GOB: I have feelings for you.
Tony Wonder: I have feelings for you.
Narrator: The feeling was “friendship,” but neither had ever experienced it.
A New Attitude - 4x11
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
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I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
*gets home covered in cum* hey mom
im getting this tattooed on my ass
the first and last dad joke